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How to Form Lasting Relationships with Women

2012-02-07T14:51:00.000-05:00

2012-02-05T11:39:00.000-05:00

Disney at it's stereotypes.

What Shoes Men Wear

2012-02-04T11:38:00.000-05:00

Unfortunately, not always true. I have way too many shoes. Via Eatliver.com

Hulk Constipated

2012-02-03T11:31:00.002-05:00

Hulk Mad! Hulk constipated! Hulk destroy toilet!

What To Do When You Get Pee On Your Pants

2012-01-17T19:38:00.002-05:00

It's something we've all faced. Sometimes a shake isn't enough, and we get a little sprinkle after we tinkle. Here's what you do:

How Men See Urinals

2011-12-23T14:54:00.000-05:00

Fatty Ninja Move

2011-12-22T14:54:00.000-05:00

Chocolate Milk

2011-12-22T12:51:00.000-05:00

How Men See Colors

2011-12-21T12:51:00.000-05:00

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Why Men Wear Sunglasses

2011-12-16T11:29:00.000-05:00

It's funny because it's true.

We Miss Daddy

2011-12-15T13:10:00.000-05:00

Dad's are so special.

Is Reading on the Toilet Bad for You?

2011-12-15T10:03:00.000-05:00

From a medical standpoint, there are plenty of questions to ask of toilet reading. Most can be worded in vague, euphemistic terms that convey the gist without delving into coprological detail. Does reading material become irreversibly infused with nasty contaminants when carried into the toilet?

How long can unpleasant microbes live on glossy magazine covers or, for that matter, the pages of a newspaper? And what does the straightforward act of reading on the toilet do for bowel movements?

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American Concept Cars

2011-12-14T10:03:00.000-05:00

A series of exceptional concept cars which highlights the absolute best in concept car design from more than 100 years of automobile history.

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Why Men and Women Can't be "Just Friends"

2011-12-09T08:44:00.001-05:00

Self-Defense for Women

2011-12-05T14:43:00.000-05:00

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Want - Lamborghini Ankonian

2011-12-02T15:16:00.004-05:00

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Wife Discovers Browsing History

2011-12-02T11:56:00.002-05:00

I just love art.

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Women Can't Drink

2011-12-01T15:53:00.000-05:00

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Flex Honey

2011-12-01T08:33:00.003-05:00

How do my delts look ma?

Urine Controlled Video Game

2011-11-29T17:07:00.000-05:00

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Real Women's Bellies

2011-11-29T15:10:00.001-05:00

So even though TV tells us that women should have six packs you can bounce various coinage off of, it usually isn't the case, and it certainly shouldn't be the standard.

Emily McCombs at XOJane is doing her part to change that ideal with her "Real Girl Belly Project." McCombs recently put out a call for women to send un-photoshopped pictures of their bellies to post on the site. Even better, those submitting were asked to include a few words about what they like or appreciate about that area of their bodies.

Check out all 75 midriffs at XOJane.

Great T-Shirt

2011-11-28T15:28:00.002-05:00

It's funny because it's a clever way of saying what you are thinking.

Iron Crotch

2011-11-28T11:58:00.000-05:00

So who hasn't been hanging out with their buddies, and one of them dares you to lift 507lbs with your bing-bong. Well this guy said, "fug that, I aint never scared," and did it.

“Yang says what improved his health was ‘iron crotch’ qigong, which he studied after meeting the practice’s founder, Tu Jin-sheng. Yang showed his friends the results of his daily practice. First, he uses a red cloth to tie several iron disks to his genitals to warm up. When he feels prepared, he steps onto two pedestals and crouches down to tie iron weights weighing 507lbs to his penis. He then stands up slowly, lifting the iron disks off the ground for 30 seconds. His friends have been, for lack of a better word, fascinated by his performance… Qigong is usually practiced to improve health, mediation, breathing and movement. The practice is closely tied to theories of self-cultivation in Chinese philosophy and comes in various forms and styles.” w/ photo

100 Movie Punches

2011-11-27T13:02:00.000-05:00

Because punching is awesome and manly, that's why.

1. Fight Club
2. Happy Gilmore
3. The Departed
4. The Holiday
5. Hangover
6. The Expendables
7. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
8. Groundhog Day
9. Dumb & Dumber
10. Friday
11. Rocky V
12. Revenge of the Nerds 2
13. Snatch
14. Raging Bull
15. Rocky II
16. The Wickerman
17. Punisher War Man
18. Friday the 13th Part VIII
19. Independence Day
20. Grindhouse Death Proof
21. Matrix: Revolution
22. James Bond: Casino Royal
23. Eastern Promises
24. The Last Boy Scour
25. The Last Tycoon
26. True Romance
27. Indiana Jones III
28. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
29. Superbad
30. Finding Polish
31. Back to the Future
32. Tropic Thunder
33. Ace Ventura
34. Black Sea
35. Full Metal jacket
36. The Fifth Element
37. Four Weddings and a Funeral
38. Wedding Crashers
39. Yes Man
40. The Way of the Gun
41. Superbad
42. Liar, Liar
43. Lifeless Ordinary
44. Blazing Saddle
45. Conan the Barbarian
46. Jackass 3D
47. The Breakfast Club
48. Black Dynamite
49. The Hanson Brothers
50. There Will Be Blood
51. Indiana Jones
52. Airplane!
53. Analyze That
54. Revive
55. Queen Bee
56. Red Headed Woman
57. Oscar
58. Monster in Law
59. Patton
60. Maltese Falcon
61. Gone with the Wind
62. Heat of the Night
63. RockNRolla
64. The Godfather Part II
65. A Family That Preys
66. The Getaways
67. Moonstruck
68. Star Trek
69. The Piano
70. Chinatown
71. The Godfather
72. Tombstone
73. Vivacious Lady
74. Donnie Darko II
75. Chopper
76. Superbad
77. The Transporter
78. Enter the Dragon
79. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
80. Die Hard II
81. Karate Kid
82. Ong Bak
83. 17 Again
84. Kick Boxer
85. There Will Be Blood
86. Cool Hand Luke
87. Casino
88. Liar, Liar
89. The Shining
90. High Fidelity
91. Pure Being
92. Kill Bill Vol. I
93. Rush Hour
94. Wanted
95. Mr. Deeds
96. Pineapple Express
97. Office Space
98. Sherlock Holmes
99. Crank 2
100. Kung Fu Panda

Want - Snowball Slingshot

2011-11-18T08:18:00.000-05:00

Here I am, using my arm to throw, like a sucker. Behold the manliest snowball thrower around, the Snowball Slingshot from Hammacher Schlemmer. Now you can destroy any neighboorhood child who gets to close to your house, or morelikely, your van down by the river.

“This is the slingshot that hurls snowballs up to 60′, providing a long-range tactical advantage on winter battlefields. A softball-sized snowball placed into the slingshot’s muzzle is drawn back when its handle-powered by medical-grade elastic tubing-is pulled back. Releasing the handle launches the snowball at opposing forces, helping to facilitate their hasty withdrawal or surrender. Its superior range also provides indirect fire opportunities, such as shooting over the crest of a hill unseen. Made of durable, polypropylene/styrene-based plastic that withstands the rigors of winter play.”

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100 of the Best Manly Movies to See Before You Die

2011-11-12T22:46:00.001-05:00

There are some movies that every man needs to see, and I've compiled a list of 100 such movies. I'm not saying these are the best movies in the world. What I am saying is, if you are a man, you need to see these movies before you die, or you might as well rip off your chest hair and sew a quilt with it.

A Clockwork Orange
A River Runs Through It
Aliens
American History X
American Pie
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Any Given Sunday
Apocalypse Now
Ben-Hur
Beverly Hills Cop
Big Trouble In Little China
Black Hawk Down
Blade
Blade Runner
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Braveheart
Bull Durham
Cliffhanger
Commando
Con Air
Conan the Barbarian
Death Wish
Die Hard
Dirty Harry
Donnie Darko
Dumb and Dumber
Election
Enemy At The Gates
Enter the Dragon
Escape from New York
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Fight Club
Rambo First Blood
Full Metal Jacket
Ghostbusters
Gladiator
Goldfinger
Goodfellas
Groundhog Day
Hancock
Heat
I, Robot
Inception
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Jaws
Kickboxer
Kill Bill, Vols. 1 & 2
Kung Fu Hustle
Lethal Weapon
Mad Max
Minority Report
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Naked Gun - From the Files of Police Squad!
Napoleon Dynamite
National Lampoon's Animal House
Office Space
Old School
Platoon
Porky's
Predator
Pulp Fiction
Raging Bull
Rocky
Rocky IV
Rushmore
Saving Private Ryan
Saving Silverman
Scarface
Seven
Seven Samurai
Sin City
Snatch
Stand By Me
Star Wars: The Prequel Trilogy
Step Brothers
Superbad
S.W.A.T.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
The Bourne Trilogy
The Bridge on the River Kwai
The Dark Knight
The Fifth Element
The Godfather
The Godfather Part II
The Golden Child
The Karate Kid
The Longest Day
The Longest Yard (1974)
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Matrix
The Princess Bride
The Shawshank Redemption
The Terminator
Tommy Boy
Top Gun
Troy
True Grit
We Were Soldiers
Wedding Crashers

Women Make Sandwiches

2011-11-10T12:28:00.002-05:00

Women make sandwiches because they're "bread" for it.

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Manliest Names Ever

2011-11-10T09:56:00.000-05:00

These names are so tough that just speaking them can shatter bones.

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

Manley Power

Rad Heroman

Magnus Ver Magnusson

Rockland Steel

Lt. Commander. Flex Plexico

Elliott Bonebrake

Batman Bin Suparman

Optimus Prime (Not the robot)

Rip Torn

Lance Armstrong

Powers Boothe

More common names:

Adonis

Angus

Augustus

Barrett

Brogan

Bruno

Brutus

Fergus

Hector

Lancelot

Levi

Magnus

Maxim

Rodrigo

Sue

Thaddius

Titus

Victor

Wyatt

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Leg Hair Font

2011-11-09T18:57:00.000-05:00

Short of chest hair or pubes, how much manlier can a font get?

“Creating original letters without the use of digital design seems almost impossible in this day and age, and 20-year-old Mayuko Kanazawa started scratching her head for ideas the minute she heard about the challenge. She remembered seeing all kinds of letters, words and designs shaved into people’s heads, so she knew she wanted to work with hair, but she came up with the ultimate crazy idea only after a friend complained about a pain in her leg. Somehow she found the inspiration she needed in her friend’s leg hair, and the rest is history.”

Deep Fried Baconaise - A Manly Snack

2011-11-04T13:14:00.000-04:00

Deep fried, check. Mayo, check. Bacon, check. Combo of all three, checkmate.

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Moustaches and Crime

2011-11-04T12:47:00.001-04:00

Understanding Women

2011-10-27T08:02:00.003-04:00

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The Truth About Brides

2011-10-24T15:39:00.001-04:00

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Farting at Work

2011-10-24T12:54:00.000-04:00

A Man Needs 16,000 Calories a Day

2011-10-21T13:46:00.002-04:00

So they (I) say that a manly man needs 16,000 calories a day, so that they have the energy to do manly things like chop down trees and grow beards. Well this burger will get you half of your recomended (highly discouraged) calorie intake.

You can’t say you haven’t been warned if you order up a gut busting 8,000-calorie burger meal at the Heart Attack Grill.

If the name of the restaurant isn’t enough to make your arteries quiver, the Quadruple Bypass Burger should be all the clues you’ll need.

It contains four half-pound beef patties, cheese and bacon and comes with a milkshake containing the world’s ‘highest butterfat content’ (with an extra pat of butter) and ‘Flatliner Fries’ that are deep-fried in pure lard.

The Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas is the third restaurant in the chain with the slogan – ‘A Taste Worth Dying For.’

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Jay Leno's Car Collection

2011-10-20T15:28:00.001-04:00

Cars are Manly, and I bet no one has more cars than Jay Leno. Doesn't that make him the manliest man? Possibly.

Located at or near the Burbank Airport in California lies one of the greatest collection of cars. About 100 cars and 90 motorcycles are center of Jay Leno’s Garage.

Spread across two low-slung buildings cooked by the sun, is one of the world’s great car collections and one of the world’s best-equipped garages custom-built from the ground up to keep everything running in tip-top shape. The garage itself is about 17,000 square feet, sizable, to say the least, for a private garage, which is enough space to work on about a dozen cars at any one given time. About a quarter of that space is taken up by the machine shop, which includes a massive amount of equipment.

As a whole, the collection spans 100 years of automotive history. The oldest cars are a 1906 Baker electric car and a 1906 Stanley Steamer, while the newest is a 2006 Corvette. The collection also has a number of rare cars, such as a Monteverde, a Bugatti Atlantic, and a turbine motorcycle.

But perhaps the most special car in the collection is a 1955 Buick. Not only is it the first car Jay purchased, it was the car he came to California in. On top of that, it was also his apartment on wheels. As a struggling comic in Los Angeles, Jay often slept in the car in alleyways next to comedy clubs. He never sold the car and, like all the other cars in his collection, he takes it out for a spin from time to time. And why wouldn’t he? A couple years ago, Jay’s mechanical whizzes hot-rodded it with a hot motor, a big-block engine, and Corvette suspension. Not too shabby for a struggling comic.

More pictures from the garage

Jay Leno’s Garage website

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How to be Manly

2011-10-20T11:49:00.001-04:00

wikiHow has laid out some steps on how you can become manly. If you ask me, your either born with it or your not, but whatever. So listen up all non-manly types out there, here is how you can be manly:

Understand What Makes a Man Manly:

There are seven pillars of manliness. To be truly manly, try to progress in as many as possible

1 - Physical:

Manly men are physically more powerful and impressive than women or unmanly males
Large muscles and an overall higher level of fitness set the manly apart
Athleticism is a key component to the physical pillar of masculinity, as it contributes to enjoyment of competition and overall physical prowess
The manly male does not obsess over losing physical looks, and is not obsessed with physical appearance or the natural process of aging

2 - Functional:

To be mature and manly, one must be commit to his family by contributing to it however he may.
To function as the head of a family, with a mate and offspring depending on you is to be a manly father

3 - Sexual:

It is typically seen as manly to be sexually assertive, bold, and experienced
Married or single

4 - Emotional:

Tolerant and stoic are words typically characterizing the manly
To be overly emotional is to lack control of one’s self and environment
An assured leader that others look to is in control of his emotions
It is manly to be a calm, emotional support for those in need, and not be weepy. Knowing when to empathize shows a true man.

5 - Intellectual:

Manliness is logical, intellectual, rational, objective and practical, not overtly emotional

6 Interpersonal:

The manly seek roles of leadership, are guiding, disciplinarian, independent, free, individualistic, demanding
Manliness is self-satisfied in that it does not seek nor need the approval of others
The manly need respect as the womanly need love, it is often said by chauvinists

7 - Distinctive:

Setting manliness apart from the feminine or unmanly males proves that person's insecurity
Manliness is wild and seeks the wild
The manly consider risking loss to stand for important beliefs or principles
As a mother’s touch is civilizing, a manly instinct is rough and indelicate

Become the Manly Male:

1 - Physical:

Lift weights, play sports, get coaching and lessons
Stand up straight with a poised, erect stature
Get a personal trainer
Look to Paul Bunyan, John Wayne, or Men’s Journal for appropriate dress, then stop caring what people think of your looks
Watch boxers or MMA fighters for inspiration

2 - Functional:

If a husband or father, develop and exhibit your leadership
If boyfriend, develop your masculine maturity and find appropriate opportunities to learn to be a manly gentleman in that role
Find a mentor to learn from
Emulate manly role models, familiar friends or famous heroes

3 - Sexual:

If single, work to become sexually confident and dominant
Get a dating-help program or ask that “player” buddy who has all the luck with to help you out
Get out and meet more dates, don’t be shy and pathetic and only hang out with friends
If married, please your partner

4 - Emotional:

Honestly critique your emotional state and tackle your weaknesses in every situation in which you fall short

5 - Intellectual:

Develop your logical skills
Join a debate team
Take math classes
Approach decisions and problems objectively

6 - Interpersonal:

Seek leadership roles in organizations
Join sports teams
Project confidence and do not seek the approval of others
Save your tenderness for your relationships with women, but be a Rock of Gibraltar who the more emotional can lean on

7 - Distinctive:

Buy a gun
Go hunting
Be assertive in meetings at work
Seek competition and revel in your new-found competitiveness

Live Manliness:

1 - Physical:

Enjoy your new strength and athleticism
Enjoy your athleticism, but do not put it on display
Take good care of your body—diet and exercise

2 - Functional:

Be a leader in the family and outside
Assume authority and seek responsibility to lead others

3 - Sexual:

Pursue partners, don’t just timidly express interest or desire abashedly from the shadows
Do not be afraid to explore all aspects of your sexuality

4 - Emotional:

Feel the strength that comes from others who look up to you
Be there for those who need emotional succor or for males needing a role model

5 - Intellectual:

Tackle problems with dispassionate ease as you think manly

6 - Interpersonal:

Be self-possessed and assured in your interpersonal relationships, now invigorated by manliness

7 - Distinctive:

Enjoy inhibited competition
Roam the wild, shoot buffalo
Stand for your dearest-held beliefs
In short, make civilization bette

Tips:

Be moral, loyal, honest, humble, charitable, strong, supportive, helpful, and caring.
The scout morals are good to follow: trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent. Be prepared.
Emulate manly role models and heroes, famous or familiar friends.
Don't let anyone walk over you.
Speak up for yourself and your fellow man.